Moro: Hey Zoro what r u doing??
Zoro: Finding out which is East.
M: what for?
Z: need to face east for combing my hair dude!
M: Right!! but why??
Z: Source of Light
M: what abt that tube light there????
M: So where are you going?
Z; C'mon u know u shudn't ask that when i am going out.
M: Hey are u little red riding hood and me a wolf???
M: Aaaaachooo!!!
Z: Shit man... did u do that on purpose? I cant leave now without a drink of water!!
M: Hey I am one who sneezed...and i need some water cos my heart stopped for a split second.
a little while later
M: Hey Zoro u back so fast..what happened??
Z: totally jinxed day dude... a black cat crossed my path..
M: So????
Z: had to turn back home...
M: Zoro what would you do if a black panther had crossed your path??
Z: Run back home as fast as possible.
M: Right so you sure it was only a cat and not a panther?